Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Randomize
