I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
