so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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