I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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