I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
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