I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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