So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Someone signed my nipple.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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