dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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