it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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