she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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