my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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