so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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