Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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