Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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