just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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