It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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