Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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