Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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