i don't like sucking hair
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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