Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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