You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I had to cum in my sink.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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