She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
that's an acceptable place to lick
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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