I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
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