So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
they're like a gay fantastic four
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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