she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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