Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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