Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
there's paper in my vomit.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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