dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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