whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
