I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
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