so explain again why im purple
no
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Randomize
