At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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