She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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