"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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