maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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