Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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