Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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