I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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