You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
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