By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I am naked and annoyed.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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