I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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