Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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