It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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