every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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