**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Rumble strips road head = magical
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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