I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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