How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Please, let me fuck your mom
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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