It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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