I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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