i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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