You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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